jonah and the ark?

This morning Parker took his little kids bible over to Lillie's crib and opened it up to read her a bible story. This is what came out...at least he's learning something right?

"Jesus made world. It was weally dark. Jesus made fishes...birds...jonah. Rainbow came and Noah was very wonewee(lonely). There was boy and girl. Zaccheaus climbed tree. Boy shared his picwic (picnic) lunch.

~The Bible told by a 3 year old

conversations with a 3 yr old...

Me: Parker did you have fun going to MI?

Parker: "Yeah, we go back there soon?"

Me: Well, maybe. It's a LONG carride remember."

Parker: "We go to Candyland? I like it better."


Lillie: Fussing, whining and crying in her carseat

Parker: "You miss Daddy too Willie?" (trev was out of town for a few days on business)

Lillie: Stops fussing to laugh at Parker

Parker: "Mommy, Willie thinks I'm funny just like Daddy."